I am big enuss (enough).
How big are you?
Big enuss to pway bideo games. (Noah's Leapster, which he is, in reality, NOT allowed to play).
How did you get so big?
Is Mommy big, too?
No, you're just a little boy. You can't even play bideo games. Or dress-up.
I sooooo fat.
Mommy is NOT fat.
You can't be fat if you're a grownup. Only kids can be fat, and only if they eat their thood (food).
But Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy, isn't it fat?
No, your tummy is just bigger. NOT fat.
Only kids can be fat, and only if they eat their thood.
You has to wissen (listen).
Yeah, looks like we've got some issues around our house. How 'bout you??