Thursday, June 4, 2009

It just had to be said

"Please don't put your brother's toes in your mouth."

"Please quit saying the word 'hookers' over and over. It's called a 'hook'."

"No, you cannot throw that wrapper out the window."

"No, the police will not send your brother to jail for littering, but he might get a ticket."

"No, not a ticket to the movies, a ticket that says you have to pay $50 to the police."

"No, you do not get a Nintendo DS from the police when you give them $50. You just give them your money to help you remember not to throw trash out the window again."

"No it is not too cold to play outside! It's June!"

"Please don't wipe that on me."

"Yes, that cheese does make you look like you have a mustache."

"Please don't put your feet above your head."


Jeanne said...

Yes...I think you HAD to say all that. Honey, you've got very funny children, did you know that???

I love you!

Maggie said...

too cute, i love it!

Valerie said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA......... this is so funny! I needed a good laugh!

Jenni said...

LOL!!! Those are great!! Hilarious, and yet completely believeable!

Michael and Hannah said...

We are having the same problem with #2! ha!

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