Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Oh they crack me up

Noah: (arriving to visit at Memaw's house, very sweetly) Memaw, I'm not going to waste my time watching a movie while I'm here...I'm going to waste my time talking to you!

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Jack: ("reading" an instruction manual for the DVD player) So, first we have to compare and contrast...

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Jack: (inspecting the phone carefully) This phone says 2 + 2. How funny is that? (with perfect inflection!)

Me: What?

Jack: The phone. How funny is that?

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Jack: This map says we have to go 15 cybermeters. You're driving. Have a nice trip.

5 comments:

Jeanne said...

Melanie, I hate to tell you...but your children definitely have their father's genes!!! Oh my goodness, they are sooo funny! Love it! And Them!!!

Michael and Hannah said...

Especially that Jack!

Sherrill said...

oh that just made me laugh!

Audrey's Mom said...

For some reason this is the first time I have read your blog. Your kids make me laugh, and you are a great writer. I will definitely be coming back for more!! :)

Jeanne said...

I just read this again and...oh.my.goodness! That Jack is a hoot!!! Can't wait to see all of them soon!