Sometimes I play and sometimes I read.
I love my Mommy.
Sometimes me and mom go for a hike {never happened}, and play games {all the time},
and decorate {once, for fall}.
Most times I go to school, and sometimes I do science and exercise and take a rest,
and when I'm done I take a deep breath.
Sometimes I play, and sometimes I have birthdays. Sometimes I go to the park,
and sometimes I go somewhere to eat.
My birthday is October 30th. I will be the big 5 this year.
Here are the rules for my birthday:
1. No breakin'.
2. No messin' up.
3. No openin' other people's presents when it's not time,
and no peekin' inside somebody else's presents.
4. If you want to come to my birthday, you gotta be nice.
5. No scarin' people.
6. No vampires.
7. No muddy people.
8. No frowin' food.
9. No breakin' toys.
10. No frowin' chairs at people.
11. If you want to be a good kid, then you can come to my birthday.
12. No actin' wild.
13. If you have somethin' to say, raise your hand.
14. If you need to go pee-pee and you have an accident on the floor, call somebody to clean it up.
15. Don't ever show somebody your poop. Besides, there is nobody who does that, but if they do, they have to leave my birthday, but if they apologize, they can come back to my next birthday.
16. If you ever bring sticks inside, then frow 'em outside and never come back to my birthday...
unless I say so.
Jack Everett
